The Queendom of Alma Armas is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.581 billion Alma Armasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The very strong Alma Armasian economy, worth 187 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,461 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the dartboard at the Alma Armasian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alma Armas's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Alma Armas is ranked 258,386^th in the world and 1,923^rd in Remembrance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.